i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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