felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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