omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Let's paint friendship bongs
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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