But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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