i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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