The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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