forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Come on in and take your pants off
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