Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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