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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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