So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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