this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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