David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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