so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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