i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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