New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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