My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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