Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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