I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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