i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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