your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
i've created a new STD.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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