Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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