Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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