my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We have started to decorate penises.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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