Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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