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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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