Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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