soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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