I wannas sexs uuuuu
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The best revenge is premature balding
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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