What tipped you off? The sombrero?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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