I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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