A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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