"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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