Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
