Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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