id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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