You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i need some magic done to my vagina
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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