NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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