Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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