so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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