I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Drunk is not a location!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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