i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Never underestimate the power of titties
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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