I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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