I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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