At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
