Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
So. Much. Porn.
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