...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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