Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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