If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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