So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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