Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
where does the pee come out of this thing
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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