Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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