How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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