who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She said her name was "party"
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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