Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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